Major Tennis Tournament’s Won By Scottish Loser Andrew Murray

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Nope, sorry, can’t think of anything major he’s won

 

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Mr Murray, you claim your statement that at the 2006  Football World Cup to be supporting “whoever England are playing” was in jest.

Well, England supports whoever you are playing and we are proud not to be Scottish today after you have become:

a) The first man to appear in 3 Grand Slam finals ( in the open era) and not win one of them

b) The first man to appear in 3 Grand Slam finals ( in the open era) and not win one a single set.

Andy, you are keeping up the long tradition set by the Scottish football and Rugby  and cricket teams of being unable to win a single set.

England thanks you for giving us such a good laugh on a cold miserable winter’s day