Daily Archives: Wednesday 4 April, 2012

I’ve Got A Stalker

As the title says! Events of the last few weeks culminated in my realising I’m being stalked. I should have realised earlier, but that is the thing about stalkers, they are good at stopping you realising what they are actually … Continue reading

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Essex: My Current Abode : A homily to Essex

Q. How do you make a Essex girl’s eyes sparkle?A. Shine a torch into her ear. Q. How can you tell if a Essex girl is having a bad day?A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find … Continue reading

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